[quote=bobcbar;#124554;1338356556]Have you considered writing a book titled "A Goddness Guide to Sex" or "How To Be A Prev In 12 Easy Steps"[/quote] This is a true story... [spoiler]When I was in grade 5 my perverted friends and I decided to write a Sex Bible or something like that. It had sexually bastardized versions of songs, stories and jokes. But halfway through the 'bible' some bitch tattletale'd on us and our homeroom teacher was frikkin maaaad! She was utterly disappointed at me because I was a high-ranking student back then and my parents were respected creatures... My dream of publishing a book about sex has been shattered since then. [/spoiler]