[quote=sj0405;#131639;1338517672]2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”. name 17. Never bring a pen or pencil so you always have to borrow one from the teacher. pen 22. When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food. food 26. When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, ask if you can go to the bathroom. if 27. Ask if you can be excused to go to the bathroom, then take a tour arround the school. 28. Put too many staples on your paper when you staple it. Extra points if you make a good design with them. good 37. When the teacher calls on you, tell her the longest personal story you know. on 41. Count how many times your teacher says um. At the end of the period, present the grand total at the end of class. the 50. Laugh out loud for no reason.reason52. Never let your teacher finish a sentence without an interruption. without 60. Fall asleep in class. If the teacher wakes you, say “aww, I was dreaming you were actually nice”. wakes 62. Hide other books inside of text books and appear to be reading the text book. of 65. Make up humorous excuses for being late. Make 94. Pretend like you have only one brain cell. have 95. Where sunglasses inside. Even if it is cloudy. sunglasses 100. Gather your stuff ten minutes before class ends. stuff[/quote] haha this is funny! i sometimes do some of it!