I told my friend I love the ocean because it's salty and I love the sand. Then he told me, "It's only salty because it has the sperm of the whale in it. The whale ejaculates 40L of sperm." I was like you sayin mannnnn But I'd rather swallow whale sperm than swallow pee [quote=Chan;#392538;1397092292]swimming pool is nasty as shit with everyone's piss ans sweat in it and all you see are tiles underneath[/quote] I agree. Everybody pees on it and I'm allergic to Chlorine too.