what?!

Puhleeease let me

I am the best in THEFTALK. I’ve been the best ever since day one in any topic in any section even at any egroup. And trust me when i tell you I'm the hottest property in this forum today no body can touch me. The only thing that’s real is me. Day in and day out I’m the best in this forum. Do i have everybody’s attention now?!

Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment. My name is The_Legend_Killer, and I am here to help all of you. As TheFtalk intellectual savior to the masses it is my duty, nay it is my passion to set all of you free from the chains of ignorance. One fortnight ago I stood on the precipice of ushering the spamming era of enlightenment that you, the ignorant masses so desperately yearn for. However much to my dismay, upon my re-arrival at this forum, I saw that I was pitted against an unworthy era. An era that I rejected so as to no subject any of you to witness such an abhorrent era. Sadly, I find myself in that same vexing scenario. This forum has an unworthy era. Therefore I cannot and will not demean myself by engaging this ignoramus era. And as always, I do this for the benefit and the well-being of all of you. bring back the spammers era! You’re welcome.

what?!

Burp.

Good Afternoon.