Re: What is the craziest thing your parents have ever told you?
When I was having friends over in my room, my grandmother checked up on us and said "Are you having a pot session?!"
When I was in highschool, my dad accused me of slipping out at night, saying that I was going over at my boyfriend's house. I never did that.
Re: What is the craziest thing your parents have ever told you?
When I was a little kid I remember my mom often asked me to watch her when she's making breakfast, cleaning up stuff, and doing other things. "Watch and learn, so that when I die you will know how to do it".
Re: What is the craziest thing your parents have ever told you?
I once told this plan of surprise I have for this girl I used to like to my mom, to which she replied, "She-rex still hasnt given you her cherry, has she?"
Re: What is the craziest thing your parents have ever told you?
“I’ll send you to Japan to be a ‘japayuki’ so we could be rich.”
I told mom that I don’t even know how to dance and so she said:
“Ohh yea. I’ll send your sister instead.”
Re: What is the craziest thing your parents have ever told you?
[quote=shana16;#329323;1369234804][quote=champoyrado;#325184;1366724987]mom told me "go marry a foreigner and get rich".[/quote]
same here and she told me how to smoke properly dafuq.[/quote]
She says I don't want sufferin at ma old age....I.juz.wanna die peacefully! I waz like wtf rofl!
Re: What is the craziest thing your parents have ever told you?
[quote=badbadbad;#432415;1436726669]Mom told me that If i get a girl pregnant early, she would never support us and will not give a penny.[/quote]
That is exactly what my mom told me, plus the fact that she'll kick me out of the house 😅