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[b]List of Creatures:[/b]
#1: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/120.jpg]Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain[/url]
[i]A Cenobite in spirit![/i]
#2: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/165.jpg]The Ancient Ones[/url]
[i]They�ll give you a hand, oh ho ho.[/i]
#3: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/510.jpg]Killer Clown![/url]
[i]Everybody�s running when the circus come into their town�[/i]
#4: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/283.jpg]Vine-Covered Bull Demon[/url]
[i]�was probably never meant to be seen up close.[/i]
#5: [url=http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130405205829/cryptidz/images/0/0a/Kraken.jpg]The Kraken[/url]
[i]Water is no longer mandatory.[/i]
#6: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/126.jpg]The Blob[/url]
[i]Or perhaps a dead octopus, or a giant sneeze?[/i]
#7: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1110.jpg]The Doctors[/url]
[i]They recommend� amputation.[/i]
#8: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/244.jpg]Angry Molesting Tree[/url]
[i]It just wants to get to know you better.[/i]
#9: [url=http://i1.cdnds.net/12/48/618x347/tv_doctor_who_xmas_special_snowmen_closeup.jpg]Snowman[/url]
[i]Icy. Presumed deadly.[/i]
#10: [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131126010153/thecabininthewoods/images/b/b1/Mutant_in_hospital_gown.jpg]Toxic Mutants![/url]
[i]Transplanted from those hills� those hills with the eyes.[/i]
#11: [url=http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/ms%20mummy%20cool.jpg]The Mummy[/url]
Understandably groggy.
#12: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/175.jpg]Merman[/url]
Not quite like the Masters of the Universe version.
#13: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/219.jpg]Giant Snake.[/url]
DER�S SNAKES OUT DER DIS BIG?!
#14: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/146.jpg]Giant Tarantula[/url]
Eight legged freak.
#15: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2110.jpg]Kinda King Kong[/url]
Massive monkey business.
#16: [url=http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120819223208/thecabininthewoods/images/3/37/CITW_-_twins.jpg]The Twins[/url]
Come and play with them.
#17: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/417.jpg]The Yeti[/url]
Big feet. Short tempter. Likes ice cream.
#18: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/95.jpg]Dragonbat[/url]
Don�t mess with Murray Futterman.
#19: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/136.jpg]Plantopus[/url]
Maybe octopus, maybe plant, maybe neither.
#20: [url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vZjvujATYL8/Tm-SwjCIXbI/AAAAAAAAAog/H8709s9oalw/s1600/2009_68.jpg]Jack O�Lantern[/url]
[i]A different kind of Pumpkinhead.[/i]
#21: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/76.jpg]Sugarplum Fairy[/url]
[i]Basically, her whole face is teeth.[/i]
#22: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/105.jpg]Unicorn[/url]
[i]It is TIRED of your bullshit.[/i]
#23: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/324.jpg]The Ku Klux Klan[/url]
[i]The red ones are worth extra points.[/i]
#24: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/293.jpg]Zombie Redneck Torture Family[/url]
[i]Like the Sawyers, sorta.[/i]
#25: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/225.jpg]Werewolf[/url]
[i]Not the slim, stupid kind. The big, gnarly kill-you kind.[/i]
#26: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/235.jpg]Dolls[/url]
[i]Gloom is their business and business is good.[/i]
#27: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/184.jpg]Samara II[/url]
[i]A dead ringer.[/i]
#28: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/194.jpg]The Huron[/url]
[i]I like those things on his arms and assume they have a special meaning.[/i]
#29: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/334.jpg]Death Robot[/url]
[i]Fluent in over six million forms of evisceration.[/i]
#30: [url=http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/156.jpg]Dismemberment Goblins[/url]
[i]Ghouls just wanna have fun.[/i]
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Fuck that movie it gave me nightmares.

The [i]Angry Molesting Tree[/i] on the whiteboard is just like Phase I of Evil Dead (remember when that junkie got raped) hahahaha.
The [i]Deadites[/i] (also on whiteboard) was in Evil Dead too... You know, their friends who died who turned into the undead psychopaths.

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I didn't even know that's what they're called. Deadites.
Is it canonically true or is it just a fan-theory?
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Is it canonically true or is it just a fan-theory?[/quote]
Cabin in the Woods [i]is[/i] a [b]satirical [/b]horror movie so I am sure this isn't some fan BS theory.
Refer to [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259521/faq#.2.1.2]this[/url].
I don't remember the angry molesting tree though. I don't wanna watch it again
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You know, that hentai tree that raped her when she tried to runaway from the cabin.
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Lol. What's this?
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yeah thats exactly what i thought too
it had the same cabin right? :-j
omg haha yeah and that hentai tree tho. crazy
Evil Dead didn't scare me ugh. I was so pissed on that part where her arm got severed and yet she was still able to carry a flucking chainsaw wtf -______- i liked the first evil dead though, the 1981 film omfg, that gave me so much nightmares 
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I watched the first few minutes of the first Evil Dead.
Idk. Thought it was funny.
Esp. the rape scene hahahhahha. I think I remember that hentai tree fondling the girl's breast HAHHAHAHAHAH. Fucking perverted tree
AHAHAHAHA.
Evil Dead's cabin basement was ugly though and Cabin in the Woods' basement is just full of trinkets and stuff.
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:-j there was music playing (i think) and the vines were crawling and chasing her and stuff, only to enter her vajayjay wtf ((((=
the thing that i remember most was the pencil scene, the possessed girl was playing with a pencil and then suddenly she starts stabbing people in their feet
ugh i was in elementary and we were still using pencils that time
that scene was pretty scarring lol
[quote=aya;#390270;1396190145]Evil Dead's cabin basement was ugly though and Cabin in the Woods' basement is just full of trinkets and stuff.
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yeah this was pretty scary i must say
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[quote=Pawws;#390275;1396192110]yeah this was pretty scary i must say
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Hmm. Scariest part for me was when Natalie (David's girlfriend) fell down the basement hahahahhaa. And my favorite scene was when she amputated her arm and possessed Mia was like "Don't do it, you little bitch! Don't cut it off!" 

I will never effing forget that picture. Fuccccccccccck it. I mean damnit, i suck at horror things. I remember them everytime.
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