[quote=asawanibatman;#59864;1336642810]Why do some have to publicize how often they masturbate?[/quote] To sound funny. We intend it as a joke but also to try and flirt with girls. I don't know how that helps though. Maybe because we're being honest in front of girls and maybe girls like honest guys?... I seriously don't know why we even do it even though it doesn't really help. Maybe to some. But I don't know. [quote=asawanibatman;#59864;1336642810]And how the hell can they control their horny vibes, esp. when they're in school?[/quote] We can't. That's why we try so hard to cover our erection. Also we try and think about other stuff like a person being stabbed to death so we won't feel horny.