[quote=Tres;#341155;1373801003]I have to say your latest topics are so fun to go and reply to. MORE STORIES!!![/quote] That's my goal. I wanna read stories from other ftalkers haha! [quote=Tres;#341155;1373801003]"Alex, I'm taken."[/quote] WHY DID SHE LIE?! OMG. Was she embarrassed or did she want to humiliate you? Or maybe she was just kidding coz she thought you were just joking around with her.

[quote=Tres;#341203;1373846524]Would you be embarrassed?[/quote] I would. And you even brought your [i]alipores[/i] so maybe she was thinking you were making fun of her so she lied coz she doesn't want to make it seemed like she's gullible? Or she didn't want to get teased by her classmates so she pretends she doesn't like you therefore rejecting you. [quote=Tres;#341203;1373846524]Okay next, ftalkers where are your stories!?[/quote] [b]Ako, ako.[/b] I have. [spoiler]There was this one time I brought sth we're not rly suppose to bring to school. And I can't remember what it was. But let's just pretend it was a slambook. When the bell rang, our teacher came in and caught my classmates who were signing on [i]my slambook[/i], so she confiscated it. She then called out my name and told me that I could have it back if I wait for her under the umbrella tree outside the Faculty Room. I did what I was told and went to the FR. When I was walking to the Umbrella tree, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw my crush sitting on where I was supposed to wait for the teacher. He saw me coming and looked surprised too. Actually, the situation between us is [i]beri beri[/i] awkward. I developed this big crush on him because he courted me. He was so very flashy and showy Half of our school population knows he likes me. The first time he talked to me ever, he had like over 10 boys with him. When school was over they were like pointing at me saying "I bet you can't talk to gsl!" with supah loud voices like I was fvcking deaf. So I walked really fast but that idiot actually chased me and even called out my name. I pretended I didn't hear at first but his voice got louder so I had to stop and turn to him coz ignoring him was just too rude. His friends who were watching us from our school gate were shouting crazily. I was so nervous my knees were shaking so bad. [b]Him:[/b] Can I walk you to the tricycle station? [b]Me:[/b] I-I'm going home now... ([i]What the fak did I just tell him?![/i]) [b]Him:[/b] Is that so? Okay. Then he went back to his friends. LOLLLOLOLOL. Did he understand what I even said? So here I was in this indescribable situation. And I was thinking about a lot of things. What was that teacher plotting? Was she playing cupid and wanted us to talk? Was she psychic? Or was it really well-known in our campus that he likes me? HAHAHAAHA. I was very, very confuse. I didn't know what to say to him or what to do and so I sat down on the same bench where he was sitting and I didn't know HOW IT HAPPENED [b]BUT I FRIGGIN SAT ON HIS LAP[/b]. UNTIL NOW I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT HAPPENED (MAYBE HE MOVED OR MAYBE BCOZ I WAS FEELING DAZED but shiat how could I even make that kind of mistake? D: D: His classroom was just across us so surely someone must have seen it. He even said "Uy" coz I sat abruptly so maybe my butt kinda hit his.. idk. I WAS SO EMBARRASSED I COULD DIE. [/spoiler]

Last edited by aya (2013-07-15 07:59:14)

I just remember calling my crush gay so many times that he wanted me to shut up so he came closer to hug me. But I turned around and his elbow hit my right boob so hard that I screamed "AAHHHH!". I tried to smile and I was gritting my teeth in pain then I tried to turn away and embraced myself to ease the pain but he saw what I was doing D; And he told his friends about it so I got teased a lot because of that I hated that guy ever since. He was really cute though.

Ermmmmm Ive ever tried pullin her hair when im mad...only once. ROFL!

[quote=chaw;#341349;1373906655][quote=aya;#341320;1373889060]What did his friends tell you? xD[/quote] They just told me na "nagpapachansing (daw) ako" mafeeling amp [spoiler]@t there was a cute white boy in my freshman bio class and he sat beside me. I called him a faggot thinking faggot was a word that had a very light-hearted, playful connotation to it. I even sang in the whole class "Jasoooonnn. is a faaaaggot!" Then he was so mad that he reported me to the counselor for bullying HAHAHAHAH such a wuss D: I got in trouble and because I was only an exchanged student, they explained to me tht faggot is not a really good word. ((= Language barriers do play a role The nextday he switched spots and stopped talking to me [/spoiler][/quote] You definitely waz the worst of the worst! Waaakakaaaa! ROFL!

[quote=aya;#341320;1373889060]What is this?[/quote] Crazy Things You[i] Done[/i] to Your Crush [quote=aya;#341320;1373889060]How do you even accidentally butt flash someone?[/quote] GAHHHH this is really fakken embarrassing >< [spoiler][/spoiler]

[quote=chaw;#341349;1373906655]They just told me na "nagpapachansing (daw) ako" mafeeling amp [/quote] THE NERVE? [i]Kapal muks nila[/i] ah. [quote=chaw;#341349;1373906655]I even sang in the whole class "Jasoooonnn. is a faaaaggot!" Then he was so mad that he reported me to the counselor for bullying HAHAHAHAH such a wuss D:[/quote] HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. Lol faggot. This is so funny chaw!! HAHAHA. But I understand you!! I kind of bully people who I'm fond of. And when I was a College freshman I playfully called a female classmate "epal" when she was singing inside the classroom. Later on she confessed that she cried when I called her epal. Ack. Didn't notice!! I thought it was in my story. fck. [quote=Tres;#341364;1373937021]Maybe you lost your balance and by some miracle landed on his lap[/quote] 100% sure I didn't lose my balance All this timeI thought I didn't see him or my perception was different since I was supah nervous. A more logical conclusion would be, he moved over and he didn't know I was gunna sit. He prolly thought I saw him move or sth but it was too late to move back because I sat quickly?? I stopped wearing shorts when I was in HS too (coz I thought it made me look fat. ) so my butt really felt his lap. [quote=Tres;#341364;1373937021]Next time I get rejected, I should consult you for an analysis [/quote] Although that won't happen anytime soon. Or prolly ever. AHA. BELLE HAS SHARED. Omg. That rly IS so embarrassing. >.< I can't even... And the finishing blow = bacon panties. T_T Well at least you're in your [i]pambahay[/i] which means they weren't really expecting lacy/silk pantsu.

Last edited by aya (2013-07-16 08:53:44)

It was in prep.. i have a crush in that age.. It was our recess time.. she goes out of the room to look for her mother.. while she's outside of the room, I opened her lunch box and drink her [i]zest-o[/i] And while the teacher is saying something to us.. we're just sitting on the floor, she's sitting in front of me.. I cut her hair by my scissors (scissors for kids without blades).. i don't know why, but I guess I'm so obsessed with her that's why I did that to her

Last edited by mrjpc07 (2013-07-19 22:38:26)

I cried after telling him that I have a crush on him. That's so stupid!