[quote=bramzero;#392185;1396960962]whats so complicated about men? to make a man happy a woman just needs to: 1. feed him 2. sleep with him 3. not check his cp/msgs/etc 4. not bother with his movements [/quote] That's all we need too yknow? [b]PLUS[/b] 1. a friend 2. a lover 3. [s]a brother[/s] [i]I don't need another brother, I already have 3[/i] 4. [s]a mechanic[/s] [i]you guys are the one who insist not to call for help[/i] 5. [s]a plumber[/s] [i]guys are the ones who want to be a wannabe plumber[/i] 6. [s]a carpenter[/s] [i]guys are the ones who want to be a wannabe carpenter[/i] 7. [s]an electrician[/s] [i]but you want us to cook, clean, do laundry, iron clothes, etc etc.[/i] 8. [s]a pest exterminator[/s] [i]maybe just rats[/i] 9. [s]a psychologist[/s] [i]???[/i] 10. [s]a sexologist[/s] [i]???[/i] 11. a good listener 12. [s]an athlete[/s] [i]why?[/i] 13. [s]a comedian[/s] [i]why?[/i] 14. [s]very clean[/s] [i]just enough[/i] 15. attentive 16. passionate 17. [s]gentle[/s] [i]just enough[/i] 18. unferstanding -----------------[i]Don't you want your girl to be understanding, attentive, gentle & passionate?[/i] 19. courageous --------------------[i]Who wants gay boyfriend?[/i] 20. chivalrous -------------------- [i]just enough is okay, no need to open doors for me but chivalry is appreciated.[/i] and dont forget to: 21. [s]compliments her regularly[/s] 22. be honest 23. be rich ---------------------------- [i]BONUS[/i]. 24. go shopping with her 25. [s]not look at other girls[/s] [i]I look at other girls/guys too[/i] 26. [s]give lots of attention[/s] 27. [s]give lots of time[/s] and never forget: 28. her birthday 29. [s]monthsarry[/s] [i]I also forget[/i] 30. [s]anniversary[/s] [i]I also forget[/i] 31. [s]valentine's day[/s] 32. [s]etc etc[/s]

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