[quote=bramzero;#392185;1396960962]whats so complicated about men? to make a man happy a woman just needs to:
1. feed him
2. sleep with him
3. not check his cp/msgs/etc
4. not bother with his movements
[/quote]
That's all we need too yknow?
[b]PLUS[/b]
1. a friend
2. a lover
3. [s]a brother[/s] [i]I don't need another brother, I already have 3[/i]
4. [s]a mechanic[/s] [i]you guys are the one who insist not to call for help[/i]
5. [s]a plumber[/s] [i]guys are the ones who want to be a wannabe plumber[/i]
6. [s]a carpenter[/s] [i]guys are the ones who want to be a wannabe carpenter[/i]
7. [s]an electrician[/s] [i]but you want us to cook, clean, do laundry, iron clothes, etc etc.[/i]
8. [s]a pest exterminator[/s] [i]maybe just rats[/i]
9. [s]a psychologist[/s] [i]???[/i]
10. [s]a sexologist[/s] [i]???[/i]
11. a good listener
12. [s]an athlete[/s] [i]why?[/i]
13. [s]a comedian[/s] [i]why?[/i]
14. [s]very clean[/s] [i]just enough[/i]
15. attentive
16. passionate
17. [s]gentle[/s] [i]just enough[/i]
18. unferstanding -----------------[i]Don't you want your girl to be understanding, attentive, gentle & passionate?[/i]
19. courageous --------------------[i]Who wants gay boyfriend?[/i]
20. chivalrous -------------------- [i]just enough is okay, no need to open doors for me but chivalry is appreciated.[/i]
and dont forget to:
21. [s]compliments her regularly[/s]
22. be honest
23. be rich ---------------------------- [i]BONUS[/i].
24. go shopping with her
25. [s]not look at other girls[/s] [i]I look at other girls/guys too[/i]
26. [s]give lots of attention[/s]
27. [s]give lots of time[/s]
and never forget:
28. her birthday
29. [s]monthsarry[/s] [i]I also forget[/i]
30. [s]anniversary[/s] [i]I also forget[/i]
31. [s]valentine's day[/s]
32. [s]etc etc[/s]
Last edited by aya (2014-04-10 02:44:09)