[quote=Chan;#417609;1402484784]when your brother got holdap

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How easily you misunderstood them. They were asking for my autograph.

[quote=Chan;#417609;1402484784]from being a drug lord?

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Ha! You wished you were a drug lord.

[quote=Chan;#417609;1402484784][b]when did you start smoking?[/b]
19
[b]are you planning on quitting soon?[/b]
Maybe when I get preggers I'd feel super guilty about smoking, I'd quit.
[b]did you ever commit a crime? if so what?[/b]
Shoplifting. Jaywalking. Trespassing.
[b]how many swear words can you say in 10 seconds?[/b]
How do I let you hear me swear in 10 seconds nonstop. I've memorized a line I learned when I was chatting in YM.

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